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[Tips for new college grads on their new paycheck]

  1. It isn't all yours. Meet your Uncle Sam. You're right, he is creepy.
  2. Start your 401k ASAP.
  3. Don't spend over 30% of your take home pay on housing. Get a roommate if you have to.
  4. Your friend that appears to be "doing the best” isn't. Don't be like him.
  5. You need a savings account that you don't touch with at least one month's expenses.
  6. Don't go out and buy a new car right away. Many people do it. Many people are wrong.
  7. Don't cash a paycheck. Never a good idea for a 23 year old (read: anyone) to carry around a few hundred dollars.
  8. Buy your parents something nice for the first Mother's Day or Father's Day while you are employed. It's the right thing to do.
  9. Don't listen to the guy trying to sell you the engagement ring. He isn't your accountant, financial planner, or friend. 3 months my left foot!
  10. Don't be in a hurry to accumulate all the things that you have ever wanted. I am guessing that you never have wanted to get kicked out of your apartment because you can't pay rent.